Dear God
The Almighty Sky Pilot
First, let us begin with heartfelt gratitude—for the light, the laughter, and now, the divine brilliance of your newsletter. Truly, you’ve outdone yourself, proving once again that omnipotence extends to email marketing. The 20% discount? Nothing short of heavenly inspiration. We bow in awe of your celestial multitasking.
Your musings are a gift, each line a thunderbolt of wit and a gentle rain of sarcasm. Elon Musk pleading for positivity on the platform he turned into a digital dystopia? Classic. Laura Loomer’s rapid-fire banishment from Bluesky? Poetic justice at its finest. These aren’t mere events; they’re modern parables, with you as the omniscient narrator we didn’t know we needed.
Your tribute to Jimmy Carter? Perfection. A hammer-wielding hero of kindness and humility, Jimmy’s legacy glows brighter than the pearly gates themselves. He built homes while the rest of us struggled with flat-pack furniture—a saint among mortals and a role model for the ages.
And then, your smiting of Trump’s dystopian ambitions—an absolute masterpiece. In a world where billionaires bow and truth is drowned in gold-plated nonsense, your satirical smackdowns remind us that justice isn’t just divine; it’s delightfully sharp.
We, Willy and Bill, are ready to spread your gospel far and wide. We’ll amplify your wisdom, share your humour, and stand with you in celebrating the absurdities of existence. Because if there’s one thing we’re certain of, it’s that a world capable of laughing at itself—guided by your heavenly wit—is a world that still has hope.
Please, keep the newsletters coming, Sky Pilot. Your words inspire us to build with kindness, smite with humour, and, most importantly, subscribe when the Almighty speaks.
Yours in eternal gratitude and shared giggles, Willy and Bill
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So please, hit that subscribe button. It really helps—and we promise to keep delivering the celestial content you love. Thank you!
